Kokanee Ranger…..Live or Die……..So Long Sweet Prince
August 28th, 2008 by Annette PedersenI had forgotten all about my friend’s fate. For those of you not familiar with the Kokanee Ranger, he is the much talked about (and much hated), beer protector. His job is to protect mankind from the stealing Sasquatch of Southern BC. He has been the topic of discussion as of late, as Kokanee Beer was deciding his future. It was decided that a vote would take place. The people of Canada’s voice would be heard as to whether he should live or die. Well the votes are in, and it is not good for my “Sweet Prince”. It was a close one:
- Live: 303,311
- Die: 304,672
Well Ranger, I am sorry for your fate. What a close vote, only a difference of 1361 votes. I demand a recount. How could my “Sweet Prince” be voted off? This isn’t reality TV, this is advertising. What really got to me was the video that Sasquatch entered entitled “I am Sasquatch“, which was totally biased and not reflective of a great man. Although I am sad for your fate, I have to say I did enjoy the live or die videos. I guess we won’t know your true outcome, until your new commercial airs. Good Luck!






